Category Archives: Chairman’s Choice

A Sweater Less Ordinary

The Chairman knows you must of been the life of the holiday party. Those were some…interesting sweaters. Bells and lights and whistles? Check. Loud colors and designs? Duh. Ill-fitting? You know it.

The Chairman had five favorites this season, but only one can stand uglier than the rest:

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Congrats Kyle, you’ve earned yourself a DSC ZBoard. Those not in the top spot will get a funky sweater to add to their already impressive collection, courtesy of our friends at www.funkychristmassweaters.com/.

Didn’t make the grade this time? Don’t worry — the Chairman’s always got something cookin’, so check back soon for the next Chairman’s Choice.

It’s the Most Wonderful time of the Year (for sweaters)

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The holidays are a magical time.

 

Your co-worker getting blitzed at the company party and telling off your boss. Cousin Greg’s unannounced recital of his poetry at the table. And, of course, the most celebrated of all holiday errors in judgement, the holiday sweater.

 

We’ve all gotten a hideous holiday sweater at some point. Annnnnnd we all have photo proof of it. There’s probably a baby pic of you in a rad red reindeer romper. And there’s most likely a family photo of everyone wearing the same itchy wool turtleneck, knitted by that well meaning aunt with terrible, terrible taste.

 

It’s the holiday sweaters that make this time of year so magical. And if you’re brave enough to share yours, the Chairman wants to send a little holiday magic your way. Just FB, Instagram, Vine, or tweet us a pic of your holiday sweater with #DSCHoliday. If the Chairman picks yours, he’ll send you an even more absurd sweater, courtesy of our friends at Funky Christmas Sweaters and a ZBoard, the motorized skateboard designed for easy escapes from any family gathering.

Stay warm!

 

Here’s 3 ways to get your photo noticed by the Chairman:
  • Post an image on our Facebook Fan Page or,
  • Post a photo on Twitter, Vine or Instagram with the hashtags #DSCHoliday
  • Bypass Facebook and Twitter and upload an image below.

Check back to see if your photo made it in the Gallery. We’ve made it real easy. Now do your part and get snapping. Shave on, folks.

 

In the Chairman’s eyes, you’re all heroes.

Pop Pop would be proud. Your ‘stache might be as thin as a teenager’s, but dammit, you wear it like a hero.

After quite a spell locked in his study the Chairman has seen fit to bequeath Pop Pop’s Mustache Mystery Box (including a Sole Bicycle, a Mustache Tie & Mustache Socks from TieBar, and an Essential Daryl Hall & John Oates CD/Tape/LP). Check below to see if you’ve got the lucky mo’.

 

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Didn’t win this time around? Don’t fret. The holidays are here, and the Chairman’s checking his list. Twice.

 

Be Mo’ like Pop-Pop

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The Chairman’s Pop-Pop was one handsome ass guy. Sure, thick and bushy moustaches were the style of the time. But Pop-Pop’s always came in thin. You think he was embarrassed by it? Nope. That’s how it grew, so that’s how he rolled. The man was a boss.

So if your Movember Moustache isn’t coming in as thick and glorious as you hoped it would, stand proud like Pop-Pop. The Chairman’s got your back, even if you have a porn stache, a teenage thinny, a half caterpillar, or just two straggly hairs. He put together the official DSC Pop-Pop’s Moustache Memorial Mystery Box just for you. It’s loaded with must-have moustache accessories for staches that aren’t quite as thick as Selleck’s.

Want it?

Share a pic of your Pop-Pop stache with #DSCStache. The Chairman will pick his favorite and ship you the mystery box.

What’s in the official DSC Pop-Pop’s Moustache Memorial Mystery Box?

Mystery Box Item 1: A one-of-a-kind Custom Sole Mustache Bicycle 

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Mystery Box Item 2: Mustache Tie & Mustache Socks from TieBar

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Mystery Box Item 3: The Essential Daryl Hall & John Oates CD/Tape/LP

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Here’s 3 ways to get your photo noticed by the Chairman:
  • Post an image on our Facebook Fan Page or,
  • Post a photo on Twitter, Vine or Instagram with the hashtags #DSCStache
  • Bypass Facebook and Twitter and upload an image below.

Check back to see if your photo made it in the Gallery. We’ve made it real easy. Now do your part and get snapping. Shave on, folks.

 

Tailgate, More Like Tail Great

We challenged you to show us what makes your game day great, and many of you answered the call with your best tailgate photos. Unfortunately there can only be one winner of the DSC corn hole boards and custom bobblebutts — mainly because we only made one set of each. And that winner submitted a photo that both surprised and delighted our fearless Chairman with a, shall we say, literal interpretation of our challenge. For that, this member walks away with the whole smash.

 

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Not the big winnah this time? Never fear — tomorrow things get really hairy.

The Bobble Butt Dolls

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We created the world’s first Bobble BUTT dolls for our One Wipe Charlie #CleanSnap pro centers:

Buffalo center Eric Wood
Dallas center Travis Frederick
San Diego center Nick Hardwick
Minnesota center John Sullivan

These bad boys are one-of-a-kind, custom made, 100% exclusiveness. And we’re giving them away.

Want one? Tweet, Vine, Instagram, or FB post one of your game day rituals with #DSCTailgate. Anything works. Camping out in the parking lot? Show us. Cooking up a drum of chili at home? Send us a bowl. Smoking up some ribs in the backyard? Let’s see what you got. If the Chairman picks yours, one of these butts will be bobbling away on the mantle above your fireplace.