Your co-worker getting blitzed at the company party and telling off your boss. Cousin Greg’s unannounced recital of his poetry at the table. And, of course, the most celebrated of all holiday errors in judgement, the holiday sweater.
We’ve all gotten a hideous holiday sweater at some point. Annnnnnd we all have photo proof of it. There’s probably a baby pic of you in a rad red reindeer romper. And there’s most likely a family photo of everyone wearing the same itchy wool turtleneck, knitted by that well meaning aunt with terrible, terrible taste.
It’s the holiday sweaters that make this time of year so magical. And if you’re brave enough to share yours, the Chairman wants to send a little holiday magic your way. Just FB, Instagram, Vine, or tweet us a pic of your holiday sweater with #DSCSweater. If the Chairman picks yours, he’ll send you an even more absurd sweater, courtesy of our friends at funkysweaters.com and a ZBoard, the motorized skateboard designed for easy escapes from any family gathering.
Here’s 3 ways to get your photo noticed by the Chairman:
Pop Pop would be proud. Your ‘stache might be as thin as a teenager’s, but dammit, you wear it like a hero.
After quite a spell locked in his study the Chairman has seen fit to bequeath Pop Pop’s Mustache Mystery Box (including a Sole Bicycle, a Mustache Tie & Mustache Socks from TieBar, and an Essential Daryl Hall & John Oates CD/Tape/LP). Check below to see if you’ve got the lucky mo’.
Didn’t win this time around? Don’t fret. The holidays are here, and the Chairman’s checking his list. Twice.
Tired of giving family and friends the same old sock/tie combo for the holidays every year? Worried about what to get your “freethinking” cousin in art school? Don’t want to give Dad yet another cologne set that will have him smelling like a bathroom attendant? Don’t stress. We’ve got your back. Get ‘em all DSC E-Gift cards.
Between now and November 26th, you get $10 in DSC credits for every purchase of a DSC E-Gift card of $50 or more. There’s no limit to how many gift cards you can buy, so there’s no limit to how much DSC credit you can earn. So go spread some joy. Just choose the amount ($50 or more), select the delivery date, then grab a mug of eggnog, because you just finished your holiday shopping. Santa’s got nothing on you.
Dollar Shave Club member Greg Golden believes in the power of the pretzel.
After years of exciting work in the field of forensic accounting, Greg decided to leave the numbers behind and pursue his true passion: pretzels in the shape of mustaches. He’s swapping his calculator for a rolling pin and starting the aptly named Mustache Pretzel.
We salute Greg’s courage and his interest in facial hair. So we’re getting Greg a brand-spankin’-new refrigerator for his curly wares.